If anyone was brave enough to take a stroll inside my head, here is what they would find on any given day:

Tostitos lime chips are divine.  And Tostitos Scoops are the perfect chip for salsa eating.  So why can’t they combine the two greatest products they ever developed and make Scoops Hint of Lime chips?  My purchases alone would boost the stock price several hundred dollars.

Is Taylor Swift really “never, ever, ever getting back together” with that guy?  Because if you ask me, it sounds like the lady doth protest too much.

Who would write the best Tweets if they were alive today—Bette Davis, Joan Fontaine, or Carole Lombard?

Are flat leather shoes really so uncomfortable that men must wear sneakers with their tuxedos?  Asking on behalf of females everywhere who had to wear high heels everywhere fancy until five minutes ago….

How long do we have to say, “it’s not covid” every time we sneeze in public?

Is it just me, or is the TV show Survivor not as good as it used to be?

Some people don’t want to download their music on their phone.  I get that.  But why are people buying records instead of CDs in 2022?  And not vintage records—I get wanting a vinyl Bob Dylan original.  But why buy the Adele or Frozen soundtrack on vinyl?

When I buy a head of lettuce, it starts turning brown almost immediately.  What in the world do they do to bagged lettuce to keep it fresh so long?

Am I the only one who doesn’t know how to use a modern washing machine?  Why does it not add enough water to cover the clothes?  Why does it walk halfway across my basement when I wash a blanket?

Will Tim McGraw and Faith Hill ever break up?  How will I survive if they do?  They’re the only ones who give me hope for dual-star relationship happiness.

How is it possible Barbara Stanwyck never won an Oscar?

What should I read next?

When and where is the next library used book sale?

Would I do better on Amazing Race, Survivor, or Big Brother?

Why is the book always, always, always better than the movie?

If you do something fun and you don’t post it on social media, did it really happen?